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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Our sprint at work has been going on for almost 900 days.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

Ah! Your using Kanban then!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

Scrum that's not adapted to your needs isn't scrum.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The one thing scrum has succeeded in is creating an industry of people that get paid to do little work, which is fine as long as they don't take themselves seriously enough to get in the way. Bullshit jobs are a needed feature of a well run economy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The only thing that keeps me sane while working for capitalists is that I get paid to do a lot of nothing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Amen. You're like a capitalist, but without the capital.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I got paid to play factorio for 4 hours last week.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

As someone OE, absolutely.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The whole one size fits all approach to projects is such a waste of time. You spend just as much maintaining it as you do actual work. Hive and those apps can kiss my derriere.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Exactly, even when applied correctly, many projects will just not work with scrum. Managers that sponsor ONE approach have already failed....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's important to BE Agile than DO Agile.

Dave Thomas one of the founders of Agile

YouTube: Agile is Dead, long live Agile (40m): https://youtu.be/a-BOSpxYJ9M

YouTube Short Clip about Agile: https://youtube.com/shorts/NFIFpgaH6fM?si=D8QFStFfgPAkR175