this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, right. Like Riker hadn't tried that already on the first day he got access to a holodeck.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Like Bortus's porn program but all Rikers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why must you remind me of these things

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Never forget!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Caption:

"Are you ready to go where no man has gone before?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Must've been his lifelong ambition.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

It's the reason he joined starfleet.

"One of these days, it'll happen", he could be heard mumbling as he filled out the paperwork.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I told my wife if we ever split, I'm finding a guy about my size so I can double my wardrobe and have a workout partner. So this is perfect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My partner in the same size. NGL, it's glorious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Omg, I couldn't imagine swapping cars and not spending 30 sec adjusting everything just to have it not quite rigt

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Eeewww!.... however...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hadn't really thought about it, but he's a good fit for a live action Krieger from Archer, ha ha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My god, you're right.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Can you imagine if they could have also gotten with crazy hair Riker from Parallels?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ooooooooh boy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure this is just masturbation