Unedited photo: how to make Jeremy Clarkson have an aneurysm from orgasming too hard.
Edited photo: how to make Jeremy Clarkson have a rage aneurysm.
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He's an ass. I've still never forgiven them for their Mexico special
True, he is and that was awful.
Never watched specifically because he gave me douchebag vibes from the start, what was so bad about the Mexico special?
Severe racism including calling Mexicans
"lazy, feckless, flatulent oaf(s)", and described in detail how horrible it must be to be [wake] up and [remember] you're Mexican"
Straight from their own Fandom wiki https://topgear.fandom.com/wiki/Mexican_Comments_Controversy
Edited photo: how to kill Richard Hammond.
Just build a slide for cars.
With a ramp at the end like the skiing long jump in the Olympics.
White knuckling of death, shit geyser filled pants, eyes squirting like Adriana Chechik, doing 200 downslope. Rookies!
A steep so slope, it keep you woke!
Seriously, don't drive down this thing in your semi-truck tired, don't even think about going down that waterpark slide unless you're well rested when you get there.
Imagine this spot being your best alternative as a civil engineer, that's one helluva mountain range. What's this, like a pass between the Karakoram or something? Somewhere in the Andes?
There was no work for their people so they did this to keep them busy. ☺️
This road was so much fun I rode up it twice in 2012. You can see this section starting at 1m30sec. https://youtu.be/za0mQFl-4jI?si=rYq6qbP8caSD_bIQ
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When you're 100 words short of a 200-word essay.
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Of course I know that the road has to be this way 👀
why not make two roads? one only goes straight down. The other can be switchbacks to go up. let's waste 2x the asphalt!
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