this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I have a dad joke, but it’s yo momma.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a chocolate joke, but it's too dark

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a racist joke, but it's too black.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a coffee joke but you'd roast me for it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I would have a melon marriage joke, but they cantaloupe.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I have an NFT joke, but it's worthless

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I have a pencil joke, but it has no point

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have a plumber joke, but it's shit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a music joke, but it's gonna deafen you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cmon screenshot the post and use that somewhere

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think people might accuse me of copying or something. I might as well just keep it in comment form.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I have a screenshot joke, but the image above is too blurry

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a UDP joke, but you probably won't get it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Haha. I know it breaches protocol, but I had to let you know I did get it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I have a fediverse joke, but it's not federated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I have a mailman joke but the delivery is bad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I was going to tell you a dick joke, but it's too hard.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's IN bad taste.

Pretty sure you can edit that here too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a girlfriend joke, but it's only mine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"but she's in Canada"

Only works for US teens though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Haha. Good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have an optics joke, but I can't read it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I have a SpaceX joke. It’s a blast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's too long I can't screenshot it :'(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ya, I got sum there and included the frame and all without cropping. Sorry

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Have you charged your phone yet?