this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What happens if the guy responds "sorry, it's not for sale"?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Already got the dad jokes

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Gotta control for other complimenters though. Their change in frequency might be due to someone else's approval

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Must be nice to have multiple complimentors

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

That’s easy. Kill all other complimenters before they get a chance to compliment.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How is the baseline established?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I also had this thought. If they say they like my favorite shirt, that thing's getting worn too much anyway, and their compliment may not have affected it.

I laughed at the post in addition to overthinking it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Need a group of guys that she never talks to as a control

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

* NIST has entered the chat *

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

With vanity.