The problem with the Lambo, the Blonde, and the Warthog is the same: maintenance.
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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The odd one out is the dude, who is low maintenance. Sounds like a win for the Warthog.
I don’t know, that’s a manicured stache.
It’s now just occurring to me that people aren’t talking about prep time when they talk about other people requiring maintenance… what does it mean?
It generally means how much attention a person requires, usually because they can't handle basic shit or are constantly starting drama.
You know that one guy at work where every little problem is an intolerable burden? You know, the guy that will do mental gymnastics to interpret anything the boss does as a slight? That guy is high maintenance.
The hallmark of a high maintenance individual is when the ratio of normal, functional conversations to "oh, I guess we're gonna talk about your shit" is way off. If you go on a date and spend the whole time talking about their family dysfunction and their beef with their friends, finish the date and politely decline another.
If you have someone in your life where, if they left, you would gain 1-2 hours per day that you didn’t enjoy, they are high maintenance.
Unconventional take: Keep you Lamborghini and your Warthog; I'll have an ~~Air Tractor~~ Sky Warden.
Good news, you're headed to [redacted]
Also know as the freedom duster.
He made the sound the gun makes!
The way he starts laughing gets me every time
I’m more partial to the Puma
You mean the Chupa-thingy?
Dammit Griff I told you to stop making up animals
You can't pick up chicks in a tank!
The hell you can't! Who's going to stop you?
This is pretty funny and all but who the actual fuck watches videos like this? It's just a car. Why do you need to show the blinker works? Why do you need to emphasize that it has a steering wheel?
It's supposed to be an ASMR video, I think.
I still have no idea why she has to say "Lamborghini" like she's recovering from a stroke.
That girl has replaced her brain with plastic.
She does have practical nails, that’s a good sign. The longer the nails the less a woman can do by herself, socially and mechanically.
brrrroner
What is she saying? That much?
Lagem bargain ewigneigh
Chris Froome did it first
Warthog, sell it, be set for life. Hang out with your new bro.