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Oh no, my beenis (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago

It's apparently an audible "pop" which is kinda crazy.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fun fact: This is why Mendel failed to replicate his genetics experiments on the bees he kept. They refused to mate in closed spaces and he didn't know why. (Also, they kept stinging other monks and he was forced to let them go.)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Quick someone make a shocked version of beanis

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Best i can do is this

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh!!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

My 🅱️anus is 🅱️leeding

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

That's pretty much there

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Spot on

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The beanis posting has broken containment

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Beanis walks around the world

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Vladimir Lentil - The State and Revolagume

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Genital explosion, you say?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

That's when you know that the orgy is over.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

a genital what

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

"Do you want to make my Cock Explode?" - Fallout TV Series

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have I been fucked by a bee?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

No. Stingers are modified ovipositors, so they're all females, and instead of laying eggs through them, they squeeze beepussy poison into you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

suplex the penis

suplenis

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Oof ouch

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Which is which? Is the queen mounting the drone?