this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

O'Brien gets really annoyed when the crew use the transporter for that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gets so pissed off he teleports them back and forth between people

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Squishes all of it into one person then calls them full of shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Forever ))<>((

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But where and when is the crew supposed to go then? I don't remember a single episode where someone mentioned they were off to drop some logs.

Heck, imagine being a species that does this the normal way, dropping that unit like a real warrior. Not getting those breaks will put a constipated look on your face all the time!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In a lot of the novels they refer to the “refresher” where they use “refresher paper” and honestly I would be really disappointed to find that they’re still using paper to clean their butts in 300 years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yea, but only after they figured out that having tons of seashells onboard each space ship is a terrible idea if you haven't invented replicators yet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somehow I'm ok with the writers not finding a lore explenation for that problem. I don't really want to know how every single alien wipes its ass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno, I’m pretty curious about the Klingons. I feel like it involves a bat’leth.

I bet the Vulcans came up with something good too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's a whole new level of poop knife.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

#1, we need one #2 removed. Engage

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Still has the urge to drop a deuce but realises they're missing a kidney.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Don't you dare!

Number Two from Austin Powers

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

its amazing whats available in the federation without christianity

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's the computer's job up to the point where you get on Picard's "shit list". That's when the person being punished is responsible for beaming the poop out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You could have just said O'Brien.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Can you imagine the federation kidnaps you, and as torture they just keep transporting more and more poop into your intestines. When you do poop, it just gets transported back to your stomach. Until you die.