this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Ah... Menage a Troi.

Personally, I'll take the Fist Full of Data orgy. He's fully functional, you know.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

And anatomically correct.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Multiple. Techniques.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This would have been an even better title for the book. Lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Data: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you are not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

Worf: No. No, man. Sh*t, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Geordi: PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Picard: I have people skills god dammit!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

We have holodecks right? Why only two

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Even without holodecks, should be able to get to four via the Guardian. The present versions of Will and Tom with the past versions of Will and Tom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Might be able to do that pretty soon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Rikers dig a ship's counselor with money. At least the kind of Rikers that'd double down on a Lt Commander like me do.