Mods remove this, it's clearly a pisspost
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2024
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All I understand is that your wife is 35 feet and you're 30 meter
Correction: she's 35 Farads.
That's a lot of capacitance. That's a terrifying amount of capacitance.
Are you capacitance-shaming her?
Constantly.
Thank god for the TLDR, that's way too long of a post
lol
Tl;dr I replied "lol" because I thought it would be funny.
Tl;dr for the tl;dr: I said "lol" and then included a "tl;dr" for comedic effect.
This is a direct reference to The Quartering. A piece of shit youtuber that has an entire subreddit devoted to hating him. Also, yes, this is a thing he actually did. He was pissed his wife went to go eat pizza without him, got really drunk, started crying and actually pissed in the corner of his basement.
Uh, actually, this is a reference to my life. I did this, and Quartering copied me because he lacks imagination.
Holy shit
The Halfening
How did this become public knowledge?
By his own admission after getting very drunk.
I'm detecting a pattern
Oh
Erm... I wish I could say "haha jk! " but uh..... here we are.
Upvoted from -1 😂
Reddit posts can't go below 0
That is pretty silly
Probably because when companies posted or commented shitty things they would get downvoted to oblivion. Spez obviously couldn't allow that
On second thought, let's not go to Reddit. 'Tis a silly place.
~it’s~ ~only~ ~a~ ~model~
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Wait, when did they do that? I remember when some EA comment broke a downvote record
Posts stop at 0, comments don't have a floor last I checked.
They don't have floor visibly but there is a limit to how much they can affect your karma
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Plot twist, OP is a dog.
Dog's old as fuck
That's why he couldn't hold it in.
30 in dog years obviously.
First ten comments are people posting
You should divorce her
She's not getting pizza, she's cheating on you
and links to the Men's Rights channel
Those guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.
"My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I'm asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me."
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You forgot "She should leave you"
NTA Dump her immediatly
I don't know if it's good or bad that I know the joke here.
I thought this was for shit posts, piss posts?
Smh
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