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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Alfredo P. Gonzalez, currently incarcerated in Colorado, sought $666,000 in damages, asserting that Combs and his associates had tarnished his reputation in New York’s criminal underworld.

😂

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Ah that's why he sued, and didn't go through the "proper" cartel channels.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I kinda hope this exposes the cartel guy to discovery. I mean, you know. To actually make a claim that they were harmed.... they're going to have to open up the financials and, uh, everything.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m disappointed in that judge.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

According to Gonzalez’s complaint, the trouble began when he refused to assist Combs’ alleged requests to traffic minors for parties.

That's one way to put more of a spotlight on Combs.

These accusations have triggered a federal investigation, with reports suggesting that authorities are looking into potential sex trafficking charges.

Was Combs ever in Epstein's plane?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That article linked to another article about 50 Cent doing an investigative docuseries over Diddy, and apparently Diddy kept tapes of his parties, and that’s why folks were hesitant to speak out.
That seems familiar….

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I missed that. Thank you for pointing that out. Looks like Combs is an Epstein rather than a customer.

50 Cent seems really confident. This is looking worse and worse for Diddy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

There’s always the possibility they studied together for their blackmail, extortion, and human trafficking finals.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Diddy do it?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stop. I hate this fucking timeline. Lemme off!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On one condition; you go get help. Otherwise don't you dare leave us here alone!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

God damn right! I'm not propping the door open, I'm ripping it off the hinges.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Oh also, bring me a can of Booty Sweat.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

My man needs to listen to the ten crack commandments.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago

I would just kill him.