this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean you're clearly not in a shower

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Better signal in there or something?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Points at the community name

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a tiny spider like this is my room. Her name is Tiny and she visits my desk when I'm working sometimes. It always makes me smile

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I had the same partner at my last workplace. Always showed up on the top of the monitor when I'd arrive in the morning!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

For reference this is them on a business card.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's really cute ngl

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

They can burst move faster than our eyes are capable of seeing. Most of their movements are burst speeds lol. So they effectively are D&D phase spiders XD

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried unplugging your eyes, installing the later firmware and drivers and plugging it back in?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm afraid it wont reinstall correctly or I lose the drivers. This hardware is ancient.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Quite often, doom is the only thing that will run.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Have you tried turning on DLSS or FSR ? It should improve frame rate.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Used to have one that visited me every day for lunch at the office. We were friends and i would put obstacles up and then encourage him to jump onto the obstacles. This went on for several weeks until he just didn't show up one day and never again 😭

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't be the only one confused about whether this was supposed to be an animated image or not.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just shake your phone a bunch and you'll get the jist of it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

It's actually a demon that teleports from one spot to the next

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Jumping spiders (I think it's a jumping spider) just kinda be like that. They're very cute but also very twitchy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They do be movin' like the animation in the Spiderverse movies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

There’s a scifi novel called Blindsight by Peter Watts that plays with this exact issue.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

They also know how to teleport short distances.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Anyone else getting that Dr Who creepy angels vibe ?