A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
1. Synonym for new:
2. Sciencey verb:
3. Noun few people have heard of:
4. Something you didn’t invent:
5. Property:
6. Number:
7. Number:
8. Units:
9. Sexy adjective:
10. Loser:
11. Supreme sociological concern::
12. Buzzword:
13. Buzzword:
14. Buzzword:
This paper presents a sparkly method for pressurizing the rhampotheca. Using the guitar pick, the density was measured to be 43.765 +/- 43.765 units.
Results show naughty agreement with theoretical projections and significant improvements over previous efforts by the LOSER Clarence Thomas, et al.
The work presented here has profound implications for future studies of cryptocurrency, and may one day help solve the problem of the rights of nature.
keywords: AI(artificial intelligence), IF(intermittent fasting), the Wokening
You say mad libs I say template. Potato potato
Tbf, UCLA literally gave us a template like this in a lab class I had in psych. I called it madlibs at the time and I'm sticking to it!
It’s hilarious, nice work!
This paper presents a revolutionary method for bitcrushing the maglock. Using waterwheels, bumpscocity was measured to be 2,000,000 +/- 62,000 square meters. Results show seductive agreement with theoretical predictions and significant improvement over previous efforts by arch linux user, et al. The work presented here has profound implications for future studies of [BUZZWORD HERE] and may one day help solve the problem of the undemocratization of the US
Keywords: Blockchain, Cold Fusion, Room Temperature Superconductor
I had to type all this on mobile, you can call me settings world champion
"My god the bumpscosity in here is absolutely overwhelming. Two million?! You people have got to be nuts! How can you stand this much bumpscosity?"
wow, this is very useful, thank you OP
Why just a sociological concern? The template works just fine for a physics or computer science paper, too!
Hot political topics get the money, honey.
Math and physics can also help to solve . So this template works fine as is for math and physics.
Is this a grant request template?