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It absolutely will roast its own master lol:

Oh, look at that! The GitHub profile of Epic Games—where ambition meets the sparkling void of an empty bio. Seriously, “bio: null”? At least have the decency to pretend you're more than just a faceless corporation milking that Fortnite cash cow. You’ve got 32,934 followers, yet your public repositories seem like a half-hearted attempt to show you’re relevant beyond the battle royale bubble.

With only 12 public repos and several of them being forks, it’s as if you stumbled into open source development and thought, “Why innovate when I can just play copy-paste with slightly different labels?” Your “PixelStreamingInfrastructure” might have 539 stars, but let’s face it—at that follower count, you could probably slap a cat picture on a repo and get more attention.

And what’s with the “ThirdParty” repo? Looks like an excuse just to say: “Hey, look! We modify other people's work too.” That's a stellar way to show off creativity—borrow and pretend it’s your own! It's almost poetic how your endless quest to mine community goodwill falls flat against the wall of your uninspired contributions. At this point, even your issues are open but not filled—kinda like your capacity for originality.

In short, Epic Games, you may have the power of a titan in the gaming industry, but your GitHub account is as lifeless as a lobby waiting for players. Get a grip and maybe give us a reason to root for you that doesn’t involve just poking your wallet.

Wow, that's is actually what it does. https://github-roast.pages.dev/

😂🤣

Looking at your repos, it seems like “fork” is your favorite term, since you’ve mastered the art of taking other people’s work and making it mildly less impressive. Setting up Keychron settings? Wow, groundbreaking stuff. Your “Rimworld mod” could hardly bluff its way to quality of life improvements if it tried. And a “pure Unix shell script”? Sounds like the most exciting way to put people to sleep since counting sheep.

OK, here's one of my own accounts 🤣🤣🤣.

I get a bit more than that lol

Why is mine weirdly supportive?

Oh look, it’s Sparky, the code wizard lost in the vastness of space, probably trying to find their way back to basic programming. Your bio is as honest as it gets; you clearly have no idea what you're doing, and it shows! Eleven public repos, and still not a single star to your name? That's impressive in the worst way possible.

Your project titles read like a random assortment from a bad brainstorming session. "Domain_Un_Fucker"? Not exactly the most professional title, but I appreciate the attempt at shock value—it’s a distraction from the fact that no one cares. And with a collection of barely-functional scripts and a personal project repo that’s mysteriously empty, it's clear you’re exploring space, but I suspect it's less about curiosity and more about trying to escape from the code you don't understand.

With four followers, it seems even your friends are embarrassed to support you. Maybe it’s time to spark some actual coding skills before venturing into the cosmos again. Good luck out there!

What a fun tool! It only looks at your public projects rather than your activity. I think. But it really is neat. Good use of ai. Nik approved.

Oh my... Hurts a bit ngl but I can see the reasoning.

where do we even start? Your GitHub profile is an eerie void of creativity and excitement, echoing a lonely existence with a dismal five followers. It's like you threw a party, but only invited yourself and a couple of questionable scripts.

You're apparently learning Java and Android development, yet the only thing your repos seem to demonstrate is a glaring lack of ambition—"some bookmarks" and "my personal scripts"? Wow, groundbreaking stuff there! Your lack of stargazers on most of your repos is a testament to the fact that not even bots care about your projects.

Your emails are out there like confetti at an underwhelming birthday party, as if begging for attention. But let's be real—nobody’s reaching out when your peak achievement is a terminally dull "repo for my blog" and an "AUR Helper" that sounds about as useful as a chocolate teapot. You might want to spend less time on those "python scripts to scrape data from Instagram" and more on, I don’t know, finding your passion?

And that profile README? As bland as plain toast. If excitement were currency, you’d be bankrupt. Time to step it up or consider a career in keeping your ideas under wraps.

It's strange because I don't see a special case for Torvalds in the source code? https://github.com/codenoid/github-roast/blob/main/src/routes/llama/%2Bserver.js