Not if I swallow my French fries whole. ๐ค
this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2024
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My dog who is very cheerfully bad decided to dig our potatoes we were growing out of the ground and eat them raw. He was very pleased with himself. I have no idea how he figured out how to do that.
Sniffed 'em
Your dog sounds lovely. I can only aspire to such antics.
He's the yelling one: https://i.imgur.com/Xh01sK9.mp4
Sadly he's pretty old now and dealing with some health issues but still pretty chipper.
baleful
I kept saying that all pasta is the same, they kept calling me insane.
Vindication!
Erm, actually ๐ค potatoes that are fried will have a different texture even in the stomach.
Mashing is mechanical digestion.
So is chewing.
Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
But my anus can tell the difference.
Even the raw ones?
Say that to this guy.
https://www.tiktok.com/@robbsfilms/video/7310820577919421742
I like how TikTok's capatcha does literally nothing. You can just zap it and nothing gets blocked.