this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Couch, lube, a Barry White album.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Gatorade

Pregnancy tests

Plan B

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Duct tape, Rope, newspaper

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Super hard mode: 2 items

Vaginal cream and a fly swatter

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Frozen pizza and canned pineapple

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

This is the best one so far 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  1. Frozen pizza
  2. Baking sheets
  3. Sliced pineapple
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rope Duct tape Zip ties

Keep it simple.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Bleach, a saw, and cat litter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
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