It also propels itself forward by discharging high velocity watermarks.

For those interested in this species, this is actually called a "Long-tailed tit". This particular one is of the caudatus subspecies, recognizable by its pure white head, like this

Me writing my resume in third person

What an asshole putting that obnoxious watermark on a picture he didn't take

The photographer who took this photo barely escaped with his life.

It's a really cool bird

If there is one thing I've learned from Physics, is that everything is relative.

Killer borb

That's a snowball.

Did you mean pounds per square inch? The foot-pound is a unit of torque. That number would make more sense for the force generated by its wings.

Pictured above, a bird whose wings double as ears

Sweet, a Long-tailed Tit.

Has anyone measured the impedance of that bird? It could be in the trillions of ohms! Terrifying if you think about it!

I know it's a joke but it bugs me because foot-pound is energy not pressure

Pssssh. The bag is wet, move in! Pssssh!

We all know that this bird is a murder hobo.

Which… really just makes it cuter.