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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Harbor freight

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

These are the straightest answers I have ever seen. I expected better from Lemmy.

Here are two options for you:

https://bodyaware.com/

https://2xist.com/

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's not a real Victoria's Secret alternative unless it's mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small

Otherwise it's just sparkling secret

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit the image that loads in on the first page... Glorious.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fully body blue thingy?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your goddamn right. Loud and proud, cheeks hanging out.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah that is quite an image ngl

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Oh my goodness, is that man's house made out of stairs!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

NAPA Auto Parts

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It's obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don't think about it too deep. I'm assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I was genuinely confused by this question. I was thinking Victoria's Secret IS the men's version lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I don't know how to think about this, if a Victoria's Secret catalog arrives in our mailbox, I hand it to my husband to peruse. Like extremely softcore porn? I don't think it's for me.

So if you are asking about menswear for a female gaze? Hmm. Maybe the athletic wear catalogs. So like Under Armour website has all these hot male athletes as models, someplace like that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Ace Hardware?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria's Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.

So... Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Meundies male line is basically, what if we took the soft stretchy fabric used exclusively in women's clothing but cut it it to fit the outie genital people.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Harbor Freight

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dudes can shop at Victoria Secret. It's okay.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I wish. Nothing even comes close to fitting me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

Yeah, that link's gonna stay unclicked for me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

Jah, no more dog food for Victor tonight...

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

For some men, a fursuit. Provided they have a fursona.