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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tough, and doesn't take shit off of anyone.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Funny story: My sister was bitching about the shit TP at college and that they had just bought a 20-year supply. Guess what I was wiping my ass with 13-years later.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I'm gonna guess tp. Otherwise your school is really fucked up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

So she was stealing toilet paper from her school and bringing it to you?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

With your sister? No kinkshaming, but that's something different

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Some how both the thinnest and roughest thing ever made. Like wiping your ass with silk glass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Or office tp

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

First read that as School of Toilet Paper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Trust me, the tp doesn't get better after school. Best tp I've ever used from an institution was my college, which was basically 3 ply Scott's