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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Riker has a resting 'I-want-to-fuck-the-shit-out-you' face, it doesn't matter who or what is he looking at. Chairs included.
And the expression only intensified when he smiles (or looks serious, or looks angry, or eats Klingon food, ... you get the idea).

Data on the other hand is very well programmed in all manner of lewdety.

And Janeway had lizard sex with a lizard. And used holodeck exactly as everyone else on the ship - for kinky romance.

Vulcans get rapey every 7 years.

Klingons have to be bitten into sexy times.

Qs had full on intercourse in front of the camera.

T'Ana is sexy in heat.

And space-life-energy thing impregnated Troi as we watched.

~~Bortus laid a fertilised~~ whoops, wrong trek.

But other than the mentioned cases, ... only many many more are not listed here.

The prime directive pretty much has a loophole clause that it doesn't apply in situations where it could become classified as a "space-genitalia-blocker".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

The candle ghost episode had Picard walking in on Beverly masturbating. Getting a female orgasm on prime time TV is quite the feat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Goodness I love the small little Orville shout out! It was such a great intermediary before we ha Snw and LD.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It really did do "some Star Trek things better than Star Trek" (I dont actually mean that literally, it's more of a product of Star Trek, of generations of fans, and geeks, and fan-geeks) ... but unfortunately the brand-name showrunner responsible for it kinda represents the worst aspects of what that future society overcame in all those centuries of advancements.

The best number one tho.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What the hell does that brand-name sentence mean? I have read it 5 times and have no idea what you are trying to say

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think it's a dig at Fox. Or MacFarlane?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah MacFarlane is kinda scummy, from what I’ve heard…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just watch TNG season 1 to dispel any notion of Trek not being horny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Dr. Barshir is explicitly a character who says they are looking for casual sex in DS9 for the first season.

EDIT: Maybe not exactly with those words, but is always at Quarks looking for someone who will go to his quarters.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I just rewatched this episode and was like oh dang he really did not hold back with that kiss, even though it's dax.

Then I'm 99% sure he banged her too. Probably didn't include that in the mission brief once he got back

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I’m sure it was the hair that got Sisko.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Who has ever said Star Trek isn't horny?