this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My person carcinogen-maxxing over here!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

As the old joke when such people existed went-

"Doorman, call me a taxi."

"Certainly. Lady, you're a taxi."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You people need to try bonfire/BBQ onions..

The outer layer or two are sacrificial and intended to get burnt, while the inside gets perfectly cooked.

Om nom nom...

(I don't know that that is what is happening in the photo, but an onion being burnt on the outside really isn't an issue on its own)