Wow, I would be ripped as hell if I used that fleshlight!
this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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I use them for helping to set up stages for PCSL and hit-factor matches.
I know what it is but I don't get the joke in the title.
Is it a joke about _post_ing?
Ramming 💩posts down the community’s throat…(?)
I once got too vigorous with one of these and dropped it on my head.
One of my teammates bent over to get leverage and whacked her forehead on the up stroke.
Looks like my fuck tube.
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Fence posts
My grandkids use it. Gotta train them young. Thanks McD's! (They even painted it orange)
Giant toothpick holder
I don't know, but does it run Linux?
I've spent too much time slamming that lil guy around
Shit. I just bought one.
That's what the cops use when they are too impatient waiting for you to open your door. Where do people get the idea it's for digging post holes?
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