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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If your kidney stopped makin piss I think you’d be a lot more uncomfortable lol

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

I took care of a lady with kidney failure for a while and when she skipped dialysis, lemme fuckin tell ya, she knew.

The toxic shit the kidney works on really feels toxic once it stops!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At home: kidney sleep😴

Right as I start a 6h car ride: kidney on the grind💪👁️

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

kidneys should be the insult, assholes get shit on just for doing their job, and they still try their hardest. their only bad qualities are our own failures of duty towards them.

we're just a bunch of selfish kidneys.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, your heart and lungs stop when you sleep? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yours don't? You ever actually confirm they keep going when you sleep?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve listened to other’s heartbeat while they’re asleep

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That only confirms that theirs works, not yours.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It’s not “theirs” for long

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

They just chill out for a while

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Broke my ankle recently and had to have surgery to fix it. I''m laid up at my parents' place until after Christmas at least. It's been rough because I have to rely heavily on my family.

Anyway, my bladder goes crazy at night and I was having trouble opening doors on my own because I hop around with the aid of a walker. Well last night my mom wouldn't answer her phone to open doors for me. I had to piss so fucking bad that I risked my safety to open the necessary doors. It was actually really easy and everyone's lives got so much easier because of it. I'm making a lil bag to hang on my walker so I can get my own snacks from the kitchen. I've also learned to use my cane to grab shit that's out of reach. Being a burden on others is a really good motivator to figure out how to do shit that seems impossible physically.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

It needs the hammer to make the kidney stones.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Kidney is a night owl

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Piss is stored in the balls, duh 🙄

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Lol I love the Xhitter link, because it truly is a shitter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But the brain too?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Someone with functional kidneys complaining about the privilege.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If your kidneys are making piss, I think you should probably see a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If your kidneys aren't making piss you should definitely see a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It is known.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

If your lungs are diffusing gas into your bloodstream, I think you should probably see a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago