this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There is no shame in coming in second, except the race to conception.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is no shame in coming in second, except when you're composed by antimatter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

There is no except when there's a race condition. shame in coming in second,

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Umm, ackhchually, the first sperm usually doesn't get to the egg. It weakens the outer membrane enough for others to try, and whichever sperm gets lucky to finally break through impregnates the egg. The first one is usually out of energy by that point. So you were lucky to capitalize on the work of others. Cheers!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You are all winners"

Election Candidates:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Orange man be like

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Statistically, competition is for losers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I participated in a contest at a recruitment booth with wii sports basketball. Top score would win an iPad. I clutched a nearly perfect score and got 1st by a decent margin. But at some point before the awards were given, they decided to change the rules into a lottery for everyone who participated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Your luck played reverse UNO card on you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Sweet. I won't even bother trying next time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

God, I hate the whole thing of everyone getting a participation trophy and everyone being a winner. I was never a fan as a child and that hasn't changed one bit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Such a grumpy face! The bottom caption is perfect

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Bust my buffers!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago