There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.
this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2023
817 points (98.2% liked)
Memes
45619 readers
1018 users here now
Rules:
- Be civil and nice.
- Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.
founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
There is no shame in coming in second, except the race to conception.
There is no shame in coming in second, except when you're composed by antimatter.
Umm, ackhchually, the first sperm usually doesn't get to the egg. It weakens the outer membrane enough for others to try, and whichever sperm gets lucky to finally break through impregnates the egg. The first one is usually out of energy by that point. So you were lucky to capitalize on the work of others. Cheers!
"You are all winners"
Election Candidates:
Orange man be like
Statistically, competition is for losers.
I participated in a contest at a recruitment booth with wii sports basketball. Top score would win an iPad. I clutched a nearly perfect score and got 1st by a decent margin. But at some point before the awards were given, they decided to change the rules into a lottery for everyone who participated.
Your luck played reverse UNO card on you.
Sweet. I won't even bother trying next time.
God, I hate the whole thing of everyone getting a participation trophy and everyone being a winner. I was never a fan as a child and that hasn't changed one bit.
Such a grumpy face! The bottom caption is perfect
Bust my buffers!
