this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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Blush should be only applied lightly with a clean, dry brush to the apples of the cheekbones, with a subtle touch that takes practice and patience. Had primer and foundation been first applied to freshly cleansed skin, the blush would give a dewy, natural glow....I can't stop....someone please stop me......
.... um .... I'm in front of my mirror and following your directions ... WHY DID YOU STOP!!!! .... MY NATURAL GLOW!! ..... IS NOT GLOWING!!!!!!!!!
Just apply more and use a bench brush. That's what the, erm, attack helicopter pictured above did.
"He puts on women's clothing...and hangs around in ... bars?"
But they always get their man!
They still gotta be better than these jokers
This guy did okay though (with a little help).
OK this is my favorite one so far
Wonder why the keep dyeing