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[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (2 children)

We've been through some rough times [4-7]

What the heck would those citations be‽

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Later in the article he mentions that [7] was a study of her mood swings.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

[4] Broman, Chad 2015 Why is Valentine's Day so Important? A Time Analysis of Tiffany’s Relationship Expectations :: Journal of Psychological Machine Learning

[5] Broman, Chad 2016 A Play by Play Analysis of Purchasing a Luxury Speedboat during an out of Wedlock Pregnancy Scare :: Journal of Psychological Machine Learning

[6] Broman, Chad 2016 The Mood Metric Equivalent Measurement: How to Get Away with a 150$ Bar Tab :: Journal of Psychological Machine Learning

[7] Broman, Chad 2021 A Time Series Analysis of My Girlfriend’s Mood Swings :: Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Chad Broman

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is there more? I kind of want to know more

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

As discovered from [4], she will not continue to love me if I do not share an equal love for the workplace based drama.

My favorite line

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Thanks for letting me find that hilarious journal

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I legit would love to discuss sub-Nyquist sampling. I worked in the field for a few years.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Nyquist theorem, in very simple terms, describes the minimum measurements you need to take to capture all the information in a signal. It turns out, if you have special information about what signal you expect to see, you can still figure it out using fewer measurements.

Generally speaking, it tells you how many measurements you need to take to capture the whole signal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Or in terms of practical applications, it explains why CDs are "good enough" and audiophile stuff is very often bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Instead of actually explaining it, here's how I like to remember it: If you are measuring something that produces a perfect sine wave, and you can't take measurements faster than 30 Hz, then you can't definitively prove that the sine wave repeats faster than that. No matter how many data points you collect, the actual frequency could always be double what your measurements suggest.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

This is so deliciously nerdy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

this is hilarious!! 😂😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Try to*

Get peer reviewed/edited, nerd!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Very well put together but

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wtf? If your girlfriend is annoying you by just talking then why don't you break up? This whole thing screams sexist tropes about women! Don't care if some of it is funny play on scientific terms but the underlying assumptions of gender roles are disgusting...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah was rather hard to see past the generic sexism