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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

What sayest thou?
parchment casket loaden scrolle?!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"How is girl got pergament?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"I think I got gf bergamot, what to do next?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Thine instruction be murky, alas my Jerry sticketh inside the mechanism

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Add some vanilla, lavender, and black tea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

How is babby formed?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Back upon thine ass with ye ol resurrection.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Please contact HP PrinterCare

> Sends messenger on horseback

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

next day: I invented something called a subscription!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The day after that: your letter e has worn down, replace it immediately.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

or we will remotely lock your printing press (with a pad lock)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Letter e replacements are available as part of a letter subscription package. The basic package has z, q, j, x, and k for only costs £25 per month. If you want to include e, you'll have to upgrade to the deluxe premium pack which has every letter, for only £79 per month.*

*Punctuation not included. English alphabet only, terms and conditions apply. May not be used for commercial, blasphemous, or heretical purposes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

But I only wanted to print in black and white.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"PC Load Letter"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

He invented MOVEABLE TYPE .. the printing-press was an Asian invention

( block-prints, I believe? )

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