this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That's not a good comparison, ain't nobody can step to The Goblin King.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I cannot look at that without thinking about testicular torsion...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

OMG, I literally just spit coffee.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hoggle is riiiight there at mouth level...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's gets worse since he drops to his knees in that scene.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I know, it was always a source of hilarity for me as a kid. And also as a supposed adult.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Yeah. Losing a beauty/style contest to David Bowie shouldn't really count.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’ll admit I have no idea who you’ve compared to Jareth, but I still guarantee they’re no contest

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Jareth is very clearly blond, not white-haired.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

This is the most pleasing combination to me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

From what we've seen, Jareth is a rogue Q that likes goblins and fantasy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

White haired reality: parenting

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I'd say anything from NuTrek movies loses automatically.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The third NuTrek, the one where no one expected anything good and so was had to ignore anything existing in Trek and create their own story, was actually pretty good. Probably because they had to think for themselves.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Didn't Simon Pegg write that one?a big Trekky writing it probably helped

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Abrams was also almost totally uninvolved.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Huhm…

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Buh duh dun dun

Trek.

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Trek.

Buh duh dun dun

Trek.

I’m sorry.