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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

An apple tree a day... Doctor comes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Well you have to let the Tree know you're a doctor so makes sense

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I'm just going to pretend that's one of the researchers from Where Oaken Hearts Do Gather.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I hear a palm-systolic murmur

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

doesn't this actually happen to check something to do with sap?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

If the sap sounds delicious

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I doubt it would actually be a stethoscope then though. Maybe something to gather the sap or to see below the bark but a stethoscope wouldn't help with that. (I'm not a biologist but I know that stethoscopes are used to make it easier to listen to things and likely require a proper contact which one wouldn't get on bark.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You could search for insects under the bark using the stethoscope, like woodpeckers do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Wouldn't the stethoscope have trouble actually bringing the sound to the ear pieces if the bark is as rough as in the image?