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Hearts and lungs are for losers. (mander.xyz)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I also like not wearing the stethoscope whine using it

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

if your stethoscope whines while you're using it you may be pressing it to hard on your patient

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Ears are for losers.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Chiropractor at work: Whatever is wrong with you, as long as I get to crack some joints, you will not die of anything, pinky promise!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A moment of silence for all those who have died of joint-crack disease 😔...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

It's actually a big enough problem for warnings about it:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

My high school environmental science teacher had an aneurism at a chiropractor's office. They didn't even believe her and wouldn't call an ambulance for her at first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Jfc

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

That sounds like a debuff from Morrowind or something

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Acupuncturist: Hold my beer while I open your 8 gates of Ki

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

speech-top

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Gotta love how hexbear users are automatically downvoted