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Tool - Die Eier Von Satan [ American Rock ]

From the legendary album 'Aenima'

Slanting far more towards Progressive Metal than Rock, here is a delightfully frightening recipe to make cookies.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Has anyone tried the recipe? I've been tempted to try it one of days but have never gotten around to it yet.

The Eggs/Balls Of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar

One quarter teaspoon salt

One knife tip Turkish hash

Half a pound butter

One teaspoon vanilla-sugar

Half a pound flour

150 g ground nuts

A little extra powdered sugar ... and no eggs

Place in a bowl

Add butter

Add the ground nuts and

Knead the dough

Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough Roll in the powdered sugar and say the Magic Words: "Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes ...AND NO EGGS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you me from the future?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I cannot confirm or deny that in order to protect the timeline.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are we talking like .... Hash...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yup, although I'd probably substitute weed tbh. Turkish hash is only about 10 bucks a gram here, but it's not my favorite...

(It's nice living where this stuff is legal.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I use to love Tool but then I realized that they are douchebag who like to have sex with minors. I went to a show with my girlfriend who was 16 (me 17) and they sent someone saying the guys wanted her backstage. She said she would go only if I can come too, and we were told "that's not how it works". Lots of other young girls went. I have been disgusted by this band since. This was late 90s or early 2000, the guys were in their 30.