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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dude. People. Listen to me:

That whole album was GREAT, beginning to end. It's seriously so good. People slept on it and only ever heard Story of A Girl. Go listen to the first song and see if it isn't great or the third song (If I Am). It's all so catchy, tight, and optimistic/refreshing. Great harmonies. I never get a chance to talk about it, so thank you for coming to my lecture.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like your enthusiasm. Your description reminded me ever so slightly of Patrick Batemans diatribe on Huey Lewis and the news (from American Psycho)

That's all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh dear. Thank you?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who cried a river and drowned the whole world

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And while she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Then everyone died. The end.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please don't drown the whole world again, Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the capo on 2nd fret for heaven's sake.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

You sneaky bugger. Now that song’s going to be stuck in my head on repeat all night!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

proceeds to start playing sweet child of mine

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He said nay, this was not the sweet soul fulfilling harmony of cherubim, but only admiration of it's greatness. He proclaimed unto them that he couldn't remember the greatest psalm in the world, that his words then and there was but a tribute.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't you see he's the man, let me hear you applaud, he is more than a man, he's a shiny golden God.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you think it's time to fucking rock and fucking roll out of control

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

well then you know you got to rock the block, and fucking suck my fucking cock

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Nice! I'm a Telecaster man as well! Me and Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Original joke by Johnny Sun. Highly recommend his book "Everyone's A Aliebn" because it's adorable and kinda heartbreaking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass"