this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You missed the perfect opportunity to say “That’d be glorious”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My house has been shamed and lost honor.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Glory to you... and your TPS reports.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Today is a good day to file

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It would be amusing to see a Klingon cube farm. All office drama will be handled by personal duels of honor.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Having worked in a cubicle office where Nerf battles were a frequent occurrence, let's just say that it would be the death of productivity. And that's before you lose co-workers to ritual office battles.

Hey, was bug #4587 fixed yet?

"No idea. That was Carl's task, but he died without honor last week. So probably not."

Also the idea of getting through every code review with a bat'leth just sounds exhausting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It would be great for business! You'd only have to pay salaries to the survivors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Suddenly, "industry veteran" has a whole new meaning to it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They said I could listen to car talk with Martok at a reasonable volume.

....

Where is my red Bat'leth? Okay... I'm going to send this whole place to Gre'thor

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Gonna show her my GLORY face!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

CORPORATE ACCOUNTS PAYABLE N'NAGH SPEAKING. JUST A MOMENT

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

ITS WHERE YOU BELONG.