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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

After the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

TFW the can has sharp edges.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Vampire soda, step 1 and 2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

At the beginning of each upkeep, lose two life and draw 2 sodas.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

"how to refill your soda with hand ketchup"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Saddam Hussein

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

SODA!!! =D

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

So that's how they make La Croix!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

JesuSoda has the everlasting refreshing taste of the blood of the Son of God that washes away the aftertaste of sin. Enjoy the blessing of Christ from our can to your lips!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Blood loss from a deep cut of the palm amounts to about half of a soda can.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

All I wanted was a Pepsi

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

6 OZes (about half a can of soda) is the ideal amount of blood to let in order to cure Hysteria.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Step one of making a self refilling soda. Tip: Make sure the blood flows continuously so it doesn't coagulate and ruin the taste.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Solution to world thirst.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Blood is fuel, soda is fuel, blood is soda. I'm carbonated

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago

How Marxists pray to satan.