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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seems presumptuous they use an 8 bit byte in middle earth. I'd expect more like 20 bits, but divided between men, elves, and dwarfs. Well, except one of those bits is the one true bit, having spooky control over the other bits. Clearly middle earth computation is quantum.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Dont think its quantum. Its all deterministic and based on the music of the ainur. So its analog.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What about the Hobble..., half-hobbyte...?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

hobnibble ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Nice!

Some may say, hobnobble...

Does not sound as good as yours though, hahaha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

But what about second hobnibble?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Hobword, Hoblong, Hobblock, Hobpage, Hobtor, Hobtrack, Hobplatter

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Well, you are not wrong ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So does this mean that the "Second Breakfast" contingent of the Fellowship can be stored in one Hobnibble? Seems apt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Hubba Hoe Hobbtet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I am missing Hobword, Hobdword, Hobqword 🧐

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Am I crazy... But wouldn't 1 hobbyte equal 8 Hobbits?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes... that's why there are 8 Hobbits on the right – to represent 1 Hobbyte.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You know I talked this over with my partner who saw it that way. To me it's more of an equal statement which would be incorrect. But humored me about how 2 brains can have a completely different understanding.