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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

As a man it was in my mid twenties I realized he’s a good actor and not just a teenage heartthrob.

I hated him when I was a kid. Later I realized him getting all the girls doesn’t mean he’s a bad guy.

It was when I watched The Island that I first realized he’s a good actor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nobody said anything about his acting. This is about him never dating anyone over 25.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I said something about acting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ah, I figured you thought you were on-topic (that the original post was somehow critical of his acting?), not on a tangent. My mistake.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

But that was Ewan McGregor?

Lol, I think you mean Shutter Island.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Oh you’re right I was thinking of Mike Myers in Wayne’s World

Hey Mister Donut Head Man who’s trying to kill ya?

I don’t know but they better not!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Real life Mr Peanutbutter.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If I was a rich Megastar I too would use my status and money to date beautiful young women

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I very much wouldn't. I'm not interested in the kinds of things a young trophy wife is going to offer. I think being a rich megastar would be bad for my dating game, because it would attract all the wrong people.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

Q: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?

A: Because he can.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't find it funnier, but that's my honest opinion. Know why? Because there's nothing 'objective' about it.

Why do people like to fuck these words up?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

People like to spice their words up. Take the literal stick out your hypothetical hole.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's weak word spice. That's not even spice, that's fucking word sand. That is word chalk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

you're objectively wrong.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

Your opinion is unwelcome and rejected.