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Testicular torsion this mend buttcrack that I CAST EIGHT FUCKING BEARS (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Yeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Still better than the guy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

depends on who theyre fucking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

"Inside you are eight bears."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Probably some random women lost in the woods.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

holY shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why does it only cost 2 mana.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Fine, we'll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

2 Kings 2:23-25

Origin of malding

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Elisha casts Bears. It's super effective!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Should be a 16/16

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

And 7 bears fucking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The flavor text teally sells this meme.