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[–] [email protected] 109 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But the next red line is going to do it for sure!

[–] [email protected] 66 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Sounds like me. I wasn't the best parent.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Of all the things in the world, please don't jinx nuclear war.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The trolls promised me nuclear war though. All I'm saying is why you gotta blue ball me like that?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For real, I've been eating iodine pills all the time and there's still no fallout to be had

[–] [email protected] -4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You actually should not do that. They are basically an overdose of iodine.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

Do i really need a sarcasm tag in ncd?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I have a lottery ticket for Tuesday so I hope we make it until Tuesday at least, after that I don't really care

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What if you win it big. Will you care after that?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Their shadow imprinted on a ruin will have a winning pose.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Care enough to buy a bunker probs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's Tuesday night, at least in the US. how much you win?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Nothing, send the nukes

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

Any day now, I am living every day as if it is my last. 😉

Whats on your bucket list? Should people just have orgies before our inevitable annihilation? I haven't formed an opinion yet.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Whats on your bucket list?

HALO jumping my suitcase nuke directly over the Russian Ministry of Defense. You?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This sequel to Dr Strangelove isn't nearly as cool

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Adjunct Professor Normalaffection

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

With a plan like that, I guess the nuke-to-gonad proximity of that thing isn't that much of an issue?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

High Altitude Low Obliteration

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Relevant documentary (although sadly not about nuclear war): https://youtu.be/jUbny1sBsCk?si=YXvslxiUJgg0pyLj

Live your dreams, buddy. Have that orgy. Paint yourself blue. Tell your boss to go fuck they/themseves. We can trust Putin to deliver on his promises and nuke us (Slough first, please). Don’t let your memes be dreams.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Back into the pile

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I read a short story once about the world ending due to an asteroid collision. The catch was everyone knew but they just went about their day. The protagonist just ended up going to bed as usual even though he knew the world would burn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Nah, I'd rather go to bed and have one night of uninterrupted, peaceful, deep sleep, i.e., without remembering my anxiety-ridden dreams on awaking. That's the objective right now. What is a orgy worth compared to that?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

It's almost like there are these great big nasty sides effects for the act of being the first nation in the modern era to use nukes for anything but self defense ...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

It’s simple, along with drone parts and ammunition, Russia purchased China’s Final Warning system

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Same thing would happen if the west gave everything Ukraine needed and supplied them nato troops.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"still hasn't broken out yet"

I don't know if I perceive a pessimistic or sn optimistic tone here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Anywhere else I'd take the OP's username as a semi-alarming nod toward the former, but considering where we are, shit that's just another tuesday at NCD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You like us, you really, really like us! :::clutching an award:::

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I followed you all here from The Bad Place, of course I do. I love you all equally. Except the planefuckers. Y'all frighten me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Relevant username

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago