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[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

But that's only 33% accurate. Relish is pickled fruits and vegetables and white bread isn't brioche.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Its 0%. Peanuts aren't nuts despite the name

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

legume deez nuts

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It is when you go to a hipster food truck that charges $15 not including tip.

Source: I go to a lot of food trucks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One time we saw this weener slinger in a parking lot that basically had a drive-thru operation going and we got intrigued but wernt hungry at the time.

So we went out looking for him again on another day and found him somewhere else and got ready for some dinner glizzies, but he was charging $14!

We had come all this way so we had to still get them and they were very good with a side of fries and a canned drink but no matter what $14 for a hot dog is just not right

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

But it is 14 for hotdog, fries and drink. sounds pretty much like any fastfood pricing tbh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

But pickles wouldn't fit to Nutella.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm the worst about this. My mom and I will try a new restaurant and I'll be talking about "oh this needs acid, that's the perfect amount of heat, blah blah." Meanwhile, I'm over here "cooking" noodles with a pile of kimchi every other day because that's all I ever have in the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Same. We find restaurants a challenge because at home I make everthing from scratch, including sauces, and it is way above par...but also this week the fridge was low so i had a coffee and a large spoon of those fried dried onions for breakfast

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh I'm the opposite - I'm not a very good cook because I don't enjoy doing it. I'm pretty good with flavors because I'm not afraid of seasonings, but my knife skills are bordering on Worst Cook in America levels. The abuse I have wrought upon poor, innocent, delicious onions is a crime.

Also, if you like the fried onions, have you seen the jalapeno version? So good. I've started putting them on everything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Good tip, thanks

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[In the voice of Janet] Not a nut.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

A good place reference? In 2024?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Grape compote or coulis reduction. Not relish.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Guess they need to watch food network a second time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Not brioche either

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

No matter how old I get I still love PB&J.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I read the title as Master Chief at first and thought this was some elaborate joke. Now I know I’m just dumb

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

At least there's ~~two~~ ~~three~~ four of us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Make it four :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I read master chief too...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

You sound like my old co worker. It's hilarious once you realize they aren't shit at doing shit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

We went to this new local spot that opened up on the corner by our house and it's pretty solid. So my bro in law took some of his friends when they came to visit and just destroyed the place. They knew too much about the food and even noticed the panko crusted shrimp appetizer was just the frozen one you can get at Costco. Haven't been back since just because of my world being shattered

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Also, LinkedIn

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

my favorite vegan dish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wait so you're telling me the "jelly" in a PB&J is grape and not as I have assumed for all my life strawberry or raspberry?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Use any flavor you like, there aren't any rules

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Sometimes I use nutella & orange marmalade 🤫

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Wait, it's not black currant?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I simply must have it my good sir, Name thy price of your deletcablely eloquent meal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago