this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It was, but then they cut the woods down.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Could still terrify the townspeople, although I guess that at that point you'd just be another mental health case on the streets

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I tried the local trailer parks after that.

Don't.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wilderness therapy is real

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

we are not the same, you hunt for sport, I let people hunt me for sport.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

we are not the same, you hunt for sport, I let people hunt me for sport.

That's a badass line right there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Alas, I wrote it as a response to the wrong comment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Where were you aiming it? Chopper, no!?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Pretending to be a forest monster sounds like a good way of getting hunted.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

This is how wendigos are made, isn’t it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You shouldn't do that because There's a man in the wood.

I don't know why but it reminded me of this animation short

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Chopper, NO!