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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Science is just the method by which technological advancements are achieved, it doesn't decide the priorities. That privilege falls to capital, and by extension, capitalists.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

First and foremost, priorities are set by reality.

Extending a dog's lifespan by 60 years would be a very high demand product and could be sold for much more than what smartphones cost. If it was feasible, it would have already been done.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Flying would be a very high demand service and could be sold for much more than what a train ticket costs. If it was feasible, it would have already been done.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Somewhat related, there is a vaccine for cats in the works meant to prevent feline chronic kidney disease. If successful it could massively increase the lifespan of domestic cats.

https://www.boredpanda.com/medicine-cats-live-longer/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That killed my childhood cat. Would be awesome for future kids to not experience what I did.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Kind of seems like losing a pet is an important part of growing up tbh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I dunno accepting death as an inevitability seems important since since we otherwise struggle hard to ignore it in western culture and by extension can create a lot of suffering.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

A pet doesn't need to die for that. If you look around... Death is everywhere!

[Starts singing and dancing a musical number down the street]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

If successful it could

Wanna bet what capitalism is going to say about that?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

This makes me very happy, thank you for sharing!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That would be amazing. They can already live so long. To think, you might be able to have a cat with you for most of your adult life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Who stop at 60? Immortal dogs!

This is your father's dog. An elegant puppy for a more civilised age. Take care of it, you and your descendents, for it will outlive you all.

Oh wait, now I realised that's basically r2d2

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh wait, now I realised that's basically r2d2

Is that a bad thing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just wait till it pukes up a lightsaber at you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

R2, stop licking the lightsabers, you'll get a hairball!

R2! Hold still while I give you this oil bath! Oh no, he's run off to the desert again to find Old Ben.

"Captain! All the other droids died, but this little one fixed the ship and saved us!" "Be careful in the future though, it says 8 out of 9 lives left."

R2D2 is a cat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think I prefer that my dog dies before I do. Being a King Charles spaniel it'll probably just sit by my rotting corpse until it dies from hunger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Aw, poor little guy. But that's why you have children - they grow up and the family dog inherits them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They already made it possible to clone your dog, just do that! Same shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Call him Theseus

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Some scientists actually are working on this. I haven't read this article in particular, but it was near the top of a search.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a-new-drug-that-could-extend-dogs-lives-inches-closer-to-approval-180983331/

tl;dr is that there may soon be a drug available which can extend the lives of large dogs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

"That'll be $293,763."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Amazing! I can’t wait until that’s reality.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I just want a phone with 24 hour screen-on time. Is that so much to ask for in the day and age of self driving cars?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why? I have no reason for my phone screen to be on while it's in my pocket

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I know, my phone has this feature and I think it's pointless. Why do I need my screen to be on if I'm not using my phone?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So that you have a clock on your desk

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My AOD doesn't show notifications if that's related to what you're thinking

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I'm sure there are other features that you like for this, but just the ones in this thread; long life, always on display, shows the time, sits on a desk, no notifications. That's a clock. Like, a clock clock. Put a clock on your desk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

For sure. This is why I keep my phone plugged in on a stand, usually in do not disturb with only a clock when it is locked. It is, indeed, a clock.