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Crab (mander.xyz)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Was expecting Saddam Hussein

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The crab ate him 😔

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

He really shouldn't have left the entrance open for visiting crabs

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Saddam Hussein was coding in c++ instead of rust

(🦀🦀🦀C++ programmer is gone!🦀🦀🦀)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Damn. You just don't think about crabs being an an enemy. Must have hit his weak point for massive damage

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Crabs have always been the natural predators of sadam husseins

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

You just don't think about crabs being an an enemy.

Spoken like someone who never went to the beach as a child lol

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

He was carcinisationized.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I read leaf Hitler so we're all thinking different things.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

That or the guy who got stuck upside down in a cave.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

The science_memes and noncredibledefense crossover we didn't know we needed.

Does this technically mean that Wernher von Braun stating "The rocket performed beautifully, it just landed on the wrong planet" was a non-credible defense?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Better ventilation than my room

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Some would argue that "wide open roof" is TOO ventilated, actually 🤷

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

From "The Secret Life of Crabs" by Dr S. Hussein et al

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“Entrance open to visiting crabs”? Are crabs social and they have dinner parties with each other? Or are they just sluts and come over for some boom-boom?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

We don't brag.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Dam how long was he down there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Rent?