My toes are unstubbable
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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B being secondary with A as the highest or tertiary with S as the highest?
If the former, I'll be Doesn't Overthink Everything Man
If the latter, I'll go with Correct Orientation of USB drives and Cables on First Try Man
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Free refill man. Just point my finger and any beverage is refilled.
Sounds more like "solves water crisis man" to me. Point your finger at the colorado river and we are all set.
Your nemesis is Nestle. They want to put you in a locked room in the desert and pump sports drink out of you.
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To be able to put together the perfect response for any interaction I ever have man
Whatβs the opposite of procrastination?
Eagerness girl? That.. sounds wrong somehow.
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All dust disintegrates inside a 20 foot (6m) sphere around me at all times.
Edit: forgot the measurement scale
Isn't dust what you get when things disintegrate?
Yeah gimme some of that real fine dust
Isn't really fine dust what they are all worried about with microplastics, air quality and such things right now?
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To actually fall asleep when my head hits the pillow, and then stay asleep until the alarm goes off.
Better: Type in any time to sleep in the bed. No need to set an alarm, just set 7h and done.
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B-tier power: Exact Change. Any time I want to pay for something with cash, I have the power to reach into my pocket and pull out exactly the amount of cash money needed to do so. This has no effect on anyone's money anywhere else, like wallets or bank accounts - it just magically appears.
I'll grant you the power to always grab exact change, under the supposition you have place sufficient money in your pocket to cover the bill.
Like put only a $100 bill into your pocket, and you can be guaranteed to have $5.32, exactly, to pay for your latte.
Fuck giving you infinite free money man. That's A tier.
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I always thought it would be cool to be able to imitate any sound effect. Totally useless but perfect for jokes.
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I would be Sleep-on-command man
That's me. The secret is to give up caffeine entirely and stick to a sleep schedule even on weekends.
What's B tier? On Marvel and DC scales there are several god level figures, are they like S rank? Does that make Superman like an A tier? This is hard.
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I'm going to go with good old fashioned, "extra luck". Never know when it's going to show up, but it would definitely improve your general disposition when things tend to go your way.
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Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world with a snap of a finger (I would even learn how to snap for this very purpose), just disappear them forever at my will. A single use power, nothing more than that, and I don't care what that suppose to do to the environment.
For some reason.
Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world
just once?
Well...unless they spontaneously appear or aliens bring them from their planet I don't think more than once is needed.
Of course maybe another person wants a power to manifest them into the world again.
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Free unlimited WiFi woman.