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[–] [email protected] 81 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’ve had my bike stolen, so… this shirt is probably not gonna work for me.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

Yeah, it has these "instructions unclear" vibes.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What about a yellow Gadsden version with "Don't Tread on Me"

It makes double the sense because bicycles have treads.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

…and cars run over them all the time.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's the original brand of them. Bicycles offered a level of social economic Mobility when they first came about in large quantities. Particularly to women.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They're also pretty much the most efficient mode of transportation, I heard.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I've heard they're the ultimate freedom vehicle. I can't remember where though.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Have your read Mark Twain's "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"?

One of the hero's innovations is to put the knights on bicycles.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

fun fact: bikes have their chain on the right side so it does not interfere with your sheath when you carry your sword into battle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

🤨🤨🤨

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

From A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court by Mark Twain (1890):

But when I saw them put the noose around his neck, then everything let go in me and I made a spring to the rescue—and as I made it I shot one more glance abroad—by George! here they came, a-tilting!—five hundred mailed and belted knights on bicycles!

The grandest sight that ever was seen. Lord, how the plumes streamed, how the sun flamed and flashed from the endless procession of webby wheels!

I waved my right arm as Launcelot swept in—he recognized my rag —I tore away noose and bandage, and shouted:

“On your knees, every rascal of you, and salute the king! Who fails shall sup in hell to-night!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I mean horses are still faster. Now on motorcycles, That would be badass.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

They're faster on the charge, but bikes are incredibly efficient. Over a day a person on a bike will travel a lot further than one on horseback.

So better idea, rather than knights on bikes... bike mounted dragoons!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was expecting the Vespa 150 TAP with a recoilless gun, but this is even better.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Card games on motorcycles?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Robert Evens of behind the bastards fame did a podcast all about the movie Knightriders which is about knights on motorcycles. He was quite taken with it and it sounded pretty ok.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

The book is a satire.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The right to a bicycle shall not be infringed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Bikes are cool I used to ride to a lot but you can't even ride one where I live.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I would buy this shirt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I want to love this but I just don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

This is a repurposing of a famous flag of defiance flown by Texans as part of the Texas revolution against Mexico.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ComeMexico.https

The poster has redesigned the sign to say that their local government can come and take their bicycles and bicycle infrastructure. This this is a meme for bicycle infrastructure using a language that is easily recognized by people who would be anti-bicycle. This is part of a series of memeworks this poster has shared twisting generally reactionary talking points to "trick" or persuade would be reactionaries to being pro anti-car.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Love it, please keep up the good work!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

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