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In light of what other's have been memeing ... it made me think.

If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Let's eat some subspace

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As prospective captain of the USS Vancouver, "Pitter patter let's get at 'er".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Gaan met die banaan!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Make spaceship go now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Trevor, Corey, smokes! Let's go!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lt. Commander Lahey in Engineering: HEY CAP! The warp thingy is on fire because Trevor turned on the engine ..... but don't worry I got Rand working on it ... we'll be ready in a jif .... now watch me do this wrap around ..... screech!! loud static noises!! glass breaking ... a loud thud of a man falling on the floor

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Give me warp in the factor of… 5, 6, 7, 8

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I start signing the opera Carmen as loud as I can

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"FOR THE EMPEROR!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Grab your ankles!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Up and atom!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Depending on the mood, I'd either go with

"Let's roll." "Warp us."

And for a quick command, there's the simple "Fire!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Eh, fuck it

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The powerful quad quark drives rev to life. Time and space bend under the fibrillations of the time rift transfluxors. Your adrenaline, and stomach, reel with the hyperbolic hyperbole. and finally, finally .... nothing much happens. that must not have been a valid code, try again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

“Git on, then!”

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