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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

BUTTHOLE SUN,

Won’t you come?

And wash away the rain?

(Edit: forgot lyrics changed ‘tears’ to ‘rain’ apologies.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You made me spill my coffee..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I’ll spill some too, next time I have one. We’ll be even.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

💋💢🤌✋💫🫴💕

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A 2021 survey by the Public Religion Research Institute found that 23% of Republicans believe that “the government, media and financial worlds in the U.S. are controlled by a group of Satan-worshipping pedophiles.”

I'm torn between thinking "Well, Marx didn't think of that" and "it's predictable that during the death throes of hypercapitalism the proletariat may get a bit fuzzy-headed."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I ain't a pedophile, but I wish I controlled part of the government, media, and/or financial worlds.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Remove the Satan-worshipping part and it's correct though

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Exsqueeze me, baking powder, it sounded like you just said butthole sunners. I, uh... I need an adult.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I was thinking Butthole Surfers at first, but upon second inspection, it really was sunners. Hope they wear lotion. That'd be a rough spot to get a burn.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Gives a whole new meaning to ring burn 🔥 😅

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Apparently it has a significant chance of "aggressive ass cancer".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Hi, I'm an adult. Let's go to the beach, I'll explain.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Butthole Sunners

Sounds like a cover band.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I was just formulating the album name, Eccentric Hairyland.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I always appreciate some Butthole Surfers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You should hear their rendition of "Ring of Fire".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Or a parody of a Soundgarden song

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So. The question is….

Can I resist my morbid curiosity and. It click to find out wtf a buthole sunner is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Kinda exactly what it sounds like lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

The picture of the dude sticking his ass up makes it worth the click still lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Some people take "where the sun don't shine" as a challenge it seems

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

They're like butthole surfers, but prefer to stay on the spectator side.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Butthole sunning: An important, new holistic practice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

If getting a complete tan is wrong I dont want to be right

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Ngl I definitely thought of the Butthole Surfers when I read the headline