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Mad Palaeontologists (mander.xyz)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The hero we needed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mad paleontologist doesn't know that Pterosaurs (which he turned himself into) are not Dinosaurs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Maybe it's a self deprecating joke and he's simultaneously calling himself a nobody! /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

¿Por que no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?

Ever heard of a dino with cancer?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He could charge for that. I reckon people would queue around the block to be turned into sentient dinosaurs. He could be one rich dino dude with huge fanbase of folks who've got his product and idolize him. That's bound to work out well for everyone...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Free cancer treatment. You gotta pay to be a dino tho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Absolutely. That's the thing that always gets me about so many 'villains', they could inevitability gain their desired ends much more easily by being 'good' but persist in being evil.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Question. Does the dinosaur transformation still cure the cancer?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've never met a dinosaur with cancer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

*taps head* Can't have cancer if you're fossilized.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Yes ,but bone cancer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

If I had cancer, I would see that as an absolute win.

Shit, even as a healthy (if overweight) man approaching middle age, I'd be tempted to volunteer for dino-gene therapy. "You mean I could continue life as I am and watch my health slowly fall apart or I could be a dinosaur? Can I still talk to my family? You know what, nevermind. Where do I sign up?"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would like to see how this thing develops, were I can see said comic?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Amazing Adult Fantasy

Sounds like a 70s porn mag tbh..