this post was submitted on 28 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago (3 children)

what is a question of catalogues?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

he misspelled “cantaloupes”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

So you're saying the wedding is off?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

A flock of antelopes

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

Maybe they meant "a catalogue of questions"?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Analogues. People consider analogue too crass so a euphemism was invented, one that still involved adorable little assholes.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What is a question of analogues?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Its like a question of catalogues

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do I look like a proctologist to you?

spoilera catalogue of questions

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

KenM? You made your way to the lemmyverse?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

What are analogues?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anon re-discovers what a “troll” is. Disconnecting is the icing on the cake.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Impish at the very least.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

A great hobby

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

This is actually genius.