Is anyone who buys "chocolate flavored" corn flakes really that concerned with living?
this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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If you don't buy chocolate corn flakes, are you living?
The cornflakes stop me wanting to jerk off, but the chocolate counteracts that effect.
Ah a man who knows history
hmm... maybe I should stop feeding it to my children
The corn flakes, or the chocolate?
I just snort cocoa powder in the morning. Really makes you feel alive.
I think that about most cereals in general. Filling up the stomach with almost nothing, let alone anything of any use.
That's not a meal. It's like two nibbles of a granola bar.
Maybe the "chocolate" helps? lol
Edit: Jesus, and cereal prices have come up over the years, it seems. That's a lot to pay for almost nothing. Have some eggs (or mushroom if you're veg) on toast and a juice, y'all. Start the day with a sense of accomplishment!
that's because breakfast cereal wasn't invented to nourish you, it was meant to stop you from masturbatung
I've never heard of chocolate corn. Sounds like nonsense!
I mean, sometimes you’ve just gotta take your hard lumps in life.